Category: Joke Board
A bus stops and two obviously Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more."
"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I was only tellin' my friend here how to spell Mississippi."
It took a couple of reading that, to get it. F S, you have intelligence! That's the kind of joke I like!
Being italian, I probably would have understood what the guys were talking about. lol
Heard this one before, always hilarious.
Cute.
Amusing, but I had to read it without a screan reader.:)
Good one.
I actually got it. I was forced to use my screen reader. Total blindness won't let me see the screen. LOL
Blessings,
Ain't It Obvious?
hahaha best! :)
Ha! Nice one. I'm from mississippi, so I get it.
I'm not sure why using a screen reader would cause difficulty. So long as you know how to spell Mississippi, it's easy to understand. Of course, that's because we know the title of a joke. Had I actually heard someone on a bus saying that, I most certainly wouldn't think he was just teaching his frined how to spell a word. But that is hilarious!
It's hard with a screan reader because it's hard to understand that what the guy's saying is the letters of Mississippi. Funny. I wonder how the lady felt afterwords. Another important misunderstanding story.
lol